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Former President Goodluck Jonathan has clarified how his residence in Gwarimpa, Abuja, was burgled and every movable items in the house stollen by six policemen and others.



He made the clarification in a statement his Media Aide, Ikechukwu Eze, released in Abuja on Tuesday.

According to Eze, the need tell what happened followed the concerns od Nigerians about the vandalism and enquiries by journalists.

He said, “The theft was discovered last month upon which a report was duly lodged with the relevant police authorities.

“The police immediately commenced investigations which led to the arrest and detention of some suspects, six of whom were policemen, even as investigations continue.




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“The house, which the former President bought from CITEC estate developers in 2004, was totally stripped bare by the thieves who stole every movable item in the house including furniture sets, beds, electronics, toilet and electrical fittings, as well as all internal doors and frames.”

Earlier, media reports had claimed that 36 plasma televisions and about 25 refrigerators were stollen from the house.


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But Eze refuted the media claim and said that, “only six televisions, three refrigerators and one gas cooker were stolen” adding that the house being “a modest four-bedroom duplex, it couldn’t have been fitted with “36 plasma televisions and about 25 refrigerators” as falsely reported by some media outfits.”

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Kelechi Iheanacho moves to Leicester City at £50million after a successful medical



Iheanacho had a medical at Leicester’s training ground on Tuesday and is set to finally join Leicester for £25m, after the deal was held up due to a row over image rights with his former agents.

With the Super Eagles star now set to officially become a Leicester player, Telegraph Sports reports that Manchester City have struck an agreement, which will see them given the first option to re-sign the 20-year-old if he proves a success with the former Premier League champions.

Leicester were happy to agree to the clause, as they will double their money in the event of the player becoming a massive hit with them.

Iheanacho could make his debut in Friday’s friendly against Borussia Monchengladbach at the King Power Stadium.

Manager Craig Shakespeare said earlier this week: “I’m hoping he will be available for the game at Arsenal, but I am like every other manager at the moment. I think we all find it frustrating but it is the current market.

“You saw with the Harry Maguire one, we got that done quick. When he is in the door, we can announce it.

“At the moment, of course, we are interested in players as most of the Premier League is, but you can see that clubs won’t really talk about it until they are over the line.”
Reference sources : UC news

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A 37-foot whale was caught by some local hunters.

 

 Federal officials on Tuesday were investigating the killing of a protected gray whale by Native hunters in Alaska after the massive animal strayed into a river in an area where indigenous residents rely on subsistence fishing and hunting as part of their ancient culture and traditions.

 The hunters peppered the 37-foot whale with gunfire and harpoons last week until it died and sank to the bottom of the Kuskokwim River near the Yup'ik Eskimo village of Napaskiak. The carcass was later retrieved and cut up, with 20,000 pounds of meat and blubber distributed among several villages.

Officials with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said it appears to have been an unauthorized harvest of a gray whale — a species that is off-limits to hunting in Alaska, even by Natives.
Reference source: UC news

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For the past few months, the popular Nigerian artist known as Davido has been claiming that his bank account is up to N30billion.


 This has been the case in music industry thereby leaving most artists and the whole Nigeria in a surprised state on hearing his available balance in the bank..

However, wizkid in an interview was asked whether do he also believe that Davido got such amount of money in his bank account.. Below is his reply...

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Interviewer : what's your point of view on the recent claimings of Davido having up to N30billion in his bank account



Wizkid : Eem...I don't really believe such claims because when I was with him 2years ago he jokingly showed me his available balance which was N17billion, so I don't think it has gotten to 30billion after two years...Its impossible bro.. You guys should stop believing such claims it's too much for you guys mehn..

Interviewer : how much have you earned so far?

Wizkid : haha.. Why should I tell you bro, but all I know is that it's not up to 30billion..haha..

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Ongoing premier League training for Nigeria,


The British Council and the Premier League in United Kingdom have hosted selected grassroot coaches, referees and physical education teachers to a seven-day intensive training on soccer management at the grassroot level.

At a ceremony in Lagos, the British Council Director of School, Education and Society, Ahmed Muhammed said the training programme otherwise known as “Premier Skills” is a partnership training programme between it and the Premier League with the objective to use the message of soccer to spread social knowledge against the menace of child abuse, drug abuse, encourage women equality and inclusion.

“The programme encourages the trained coaches to adapt lessons learnt and develop training sessions in their locality that are appropriate across a range of abilities and disabilities, levels of fitness and age ranges.

“They are also expected to equip their students with life skills to enable them face the future as better citizens,” Muhammed said.

According to Muhammed, the Premier Skill which began in 2007 have seen to the training of 17, 715 coaches and referees, trained across 29 countries and who in turn have reached more than 1.5 million young people.

He added that the selection of coaches in both Lagos and Kano states was carried out in partnership with the respective states ministries of education, the states football associations, the sport commissions, among others.

 A senior coach with the Premier League and the League Coach Educator, Paul Hughes said the initiative will help in brightening the future of young people, often including the most vulnerable in society who are being given opportunities to become better integrated into their local communities, to develop their skills for employability and to raise their self-esteem.

“Throughout the week, the trainee coaches received expert training from qualified Premier Skills coaches, equipping them with the skills and support to develop their own community football projects.

The coaches were selected from both Lagos and Kano, two of Nigeria’s most populous states with rich football history.

These coaches were exposed to training techniques to increase their understanding, capacity to deliver, and commitment to training techniques to increase their understanding, capacity to deliver, and commitment to inclusive community football.
Reference sources :dailytrust.com.ng

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