Jokes that will make you laugh until you forget your name

This time is specially made for laughter so that you could forget your sorrows and pains, including your name whereby you will be asking yourself which part of your brain is missing.. The jokes below has been compiled as the all time jokes and also latest jokes that is capable of cracking your ribs without you feeling any pains...Enjoy the jokes brought to you by Emeks Empire...

A black guy was travelling on a plane.. beside him was a white lady sitting with her monkey. The black guy later went to the toilet and on his way back to his seat, he saw that his plastic bag, full of bananas, was empty. He asked the lady: "Where are my bananas?" She replied: "Your brother ate them all."

Later, the lady also went to the toilet. On her way back, she realises that her monkey is dead! She turned and asked the guy in fury: "Who killed my monkey?". The guy answered: THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER .. IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!.

I don't knw wat is wrong wit mobile transfers o, I have been trying to send 20k to everyone in dis group in appreciation for all the jokes and meaningful discussions, nice pictures, inspirational messages and even for ur images and videos but it has not been going through. Can somebody pls try to send 20k to me now to see if d problem is from my phone? Tnx.

I began to  Fear Alcohol On The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"

 When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sing the track?

 I say na Yamaha featuring petrol...& he said men,the two artists dey wonderful . Have a laughter filled day.

You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam. 

Please help me with 5,000 Naira. I am badly in need of it. I know you can't fail to have it. I will refund you next week Thursday I promise. That's how I overheard a drunkard begging an ATM machine. I know you thought I was requesting money from you & you were looking for all sorts of excuses. 

After my secondary school, I decided to go to a medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letter:- *PNEIS*. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active ..

Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those that wrote what you're thinking are whatsapp group admins, it's not my handwriting 🤷ooo. 

To all those Girls who

visit their Bf's and put

their phones in Airplane

Mode..

Weldone Miss Pilot, Your

plane will crash one day

Some Girls are funny sha, you

know you have Big Tommy and

you will Wear High Waist trouser and Tuck in your Shirt, thereby making your shape look like # Gotv Remote...

Some girls are funny… They leave hair in their arm- pits & shave their eyebrows.

# Biko What kind of farming system is that? Hmmm...

 I vomit 2 times today in the presence of my mom and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not pregnant, that I'm a man??...

# Ewo !!!Nawaooo!!!!!!!!!

 The only warning Africans take seriously is *Low battery*

# TrueOrFalse??

Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969 yrs without an Android phone and power bank…

That man strong.

# I_Swear

A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures Today Shouted "We Can't See Your Voice Sir,

Please Be Loudable''

I’m Still Waiting For My Turn To Faint Cause We Are Fainting According To Our reg. Number.

I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity.

# Kuku_off_Me .

No one is more respectful than the person who wants to borrow money

...... He/She can even greet your dog ........ “Hello bingo, how was your night???......”

That Moment When Your Father Calls You "Stupid Boy" And You Mistakenly Reply "you Nkor" My Brother Jejely Pack To The nearest orphanage home.

Nigerian girls love money, I'm telling you.

You'll get angry and tell her to go to hell

She will look at you and be like, "I don't

have transport fare."

Jesus!

I wonder y dy call it "menstruation" instead of womenstruation... Plz ladies don't shift ur problem to us

No matter how

serious your

relationship is...

Ur girl/boyfriend is

alwys single in evry

document he/she

fills...

Today I was with my girlfriend in my room..hmmm dis weather...after some minutes she told me " bae make me feel like a woman" I quickly stood up and collected all dirty clothes and gave her. She suddenly left*

*But I think she has gone to buy soap*

Hmmmm

I actually don't know what girls mean or want when the say this......

Dey will be like...'Babe I will soon be going ooo

# onlyjahknows

 This is hw we American brush our teeth

.....

Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!!po

ur and rinse that is all

Buh hw u Nigerians brush ur teeth

shi!!shika!!shi!!shikakaka!!ka

kashi!!kakashii!!!Deep the brush inside their throat like dey wanna swallow it!!!!......

Make weird sound like a goat. Being strangled... Then felt Like vomiting.....Takes another paste to the brush.......Every thing would seems like an horror film.....

Thank God am not from this country...

We *virgins* deserve daily allowances for d temptations we overcome especially now d weather is not encouraging...

..….................

 Its funny how ladies don't get moved when their babies suck their breast but u will hear all kinds of moaning n groaning...Is God not wonderful? 

After drinking he* *went inside the hotel's** *rest room to urinate and on entering**the* *toilet*, he* *saw the reflection of* *himself on the mirror* *and shouted* *"Oh, sorry, somebody is even here".*

After drinking, he got up and started searching for his phone all around. He puts on the phones' torch light* *(the one*

*he is looking for) to enable him look for the phone and in the* *process the same phone rang, he picked* *up and answered* *"please call me back,* *I'm looking for my*

*phone "*

After drinking, he entered his car and drove off, on getting to the major road, he saw Dangote's trailer that has been there for three years, he quietly went and park behind the trailer, after three hours, he started shouting*

*"What kind of Go slow is this sef?"... thinking he was in a traffic jam*

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