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Tuesday 1 August 2017

Wizkid replies to Davido's 30billion

Tuesday, August 01, 2017 1
For the past few months, the popular Nigerian artist known as Davido has been claiming that his bank account is up to N30billion.


 This has been the case in music industry thereby leaving most artists and the whole Nigeria in a surprised state on hearing his available balance in the bank..

However, wizkid in an interview was asked whether do he also believe that Davido got such amount of money in his bank account.. Below is his reply...

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Interviewer : what's your point of view on the recent claimings of Davido having up to N30billion in his bank account



Wizkid : Eem...I don't really believe such claims because when I was with him 2years ago he jokingly showed me his available balance which was N17billion, so I don't think it has gotten to 30billion after two years...Its impossible bro.. You guys should stop believing such claims it's too much for you guys mehn..

Interviewer : how much have you earned so far?

Wizkid : haha.. Why should I tell you bro, but all I know is that it's not up to 30billion..haha..

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UK premier league is currently undergoing an intensive soccer training for some selected Nigerian coaches

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Ongoing premier League training for Nigeria,


The British Council and the Premier League in United Kingdom have hosted selected grassroot coaches, referees and physical education teachers to a seven-day intensive training on soccer management at the grassroot level.

At a ceremony in Lagos, the British Council Director of School, Education and Society, Ahmed Muhammed said the training programme otherwise known as “Premier Skills” is a partnership training programme between it and the Premier League with the objective to use the message of soccer to spread social knowledge against the menace of child abuse, drug abuse, encourage women equality and inclusion.

“The programme encourages the trained coaches to adapt lessons learnt and develop training sessions in their locality that are appropriate across a range of abilities and disabilities, levels of fitness and age ranges.

“They are also expected to equip their students with life skills to enable them face the future as better citizens,” Muhammed said.

According to Muhammed, the Premier Skill which began in 2007 have seen to the training of 17, 715 coaches and referees, trained across 29 countries and who in turn have reached more than 1.5 million young people.

He added that the selection of coaches in both Lagos and Kano states was carried out in partnership with the respective states ministries of education, the states football associations, the sport commissions, among others.

 A senior coach with the Premier League and the League Coach Educator, Paul Hughes said the initiative will help in brightening the future of young people, often including the most vulnerable in society who are being given opportunities to become better integrated into their local communities, to develop their skills for employability and to raise their self-esteem.

“Throughout the week, the trainee coaches received expert training from qualified Premier Skills coaches, equipping them with the skills and support to develop their own community football projects.

The coaches were selected from both Lagos and Kano, two of Nigeria’s most populous states with rich football history.

These coaches were exposed to training techniques to increase their understanding, capacity to deliver, and commitment to training techniques to increase their understanding, capacity to deliver, and commitment to inclusive community football.
Reference sources :dailytrust.com.ng
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Jokes that will make you laugh until you forget your name

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This time is specially made for laughter so that you could forget your sorrows and pains, including your name whereby you will be asking yourself which part of your brain is missing.. The jokes below has been compiled as the all time jokes and also latest jokes that is capable of cracking your ribs without you feeling any pains...Enjoy the jokes brought to you by Emeks Empire...



A black guy was travelling on a plane.. beside him was a white lady sitting with her monkey. The black guy later went to the toilet and on his way back to his seat, he saw that his plastic bag, full of bananas, was empty. He asked the lady: "Where are my bananas?" She replied: "Your brother ate them all."
Later, the lady also went to the toilet. On her way back, she realises that her monkey is dead! She turned and asked the guy in fury: "Who killed my monkey?". The guy answered: THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER .. IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!.

I don't knw wat is wrong wit mobile transfers o, I have been trying to send 20k to everyone in dis group in appreciation for all the jokes and meaningful discussions, nice pictures, inspirational messages and even for ur images and videos but it has not been going through. Can somebody pls try to send 20k to me now to see if d problem is from my phone? Tnx.

I began to  Fear Alcohol On The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"

 When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sing the track?
 I say na Yamaha featuring petrol...& he said men,the two artists dey wonderful . Have a laughter filled day.



You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam. 

Please help me with 5,000 Naira. I am badly in need of it. I know you can't fail to have it. I will refund you next week Thursday I promise. That's how I overheard a drunkard begging an ATM machine. I know you thought I was requesting money from you & you were looking for all sorts of excuses. 


After my secondary school, I decided to go to a medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letter:- *PNEIS*. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active ..
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those that wrote what you're thinking are whatsapp group admins, it's not my handwriting 🤷ooo. 


To all those Girls who
visit their Bf's and put
their phones in Airplane
Mode..
Weldone Miss Pilot, Your
plane will crash one day

Some Girls are funny sha, you
know you have Big Tommy and
you will Wear High Waist trouser and Tuck in your Shirt, thereby making your shape look like # Gotv Remote...



Some girls are funny… They leave hair in their arm- pits & shave their eyebrows.
# Biko What kind of farming system is that? Hmmm...

 I vomit 2 times today in the presence of my mom and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not pregnant, that I'm a man??...
# Ewo !!!Nawaooo!!!!!!!!!

 The only warning Africans take seriously is *Low battery*
# TrueOrFalse??

Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969 yrs without an Android phone and power bank…
That man strong.
# I_Swear

A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures Today Shouted "We Can't See Your Voice Sir,
Please Be Loudable''
I’m Still Waiting For My Turn To Faint Cause We Are Fainting According To Our reg. Number.

I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity.
# Kuku_off_Me .

No one is more respectful than the person who wants to borrow money
...... He/She can even greet your dog ........ “Hello bingo, how was your night???......”

That Moment When Your Father Calls You "Stupid Boy" And You Mistakenly Reply "you Nkor" My Brother Jejely Pack To The nearest orphanage home.

Nigerian girls love money, I'm telling you.
You'll get angry and tell her to go to hell
She will look at you and be like, "I don't
have transport fare."
Jesus!

I wonder y dy call it "menstruation" instead of womenstruation... Plz ladies don't shift ur problem to us

No matter how
serious your
relationship is...
Ur girl/boyfriend is
alwys single in evry
document he/she
fills...

Today I was with my girlfriend in my room..hmmm dis weather...after some minutes she told me " bae make me feel like a woman" I quickly stood up and collected all dirty clothes and gave her. She suddenly left*
*But I think she has gone to buy soap*

Hmmmm
I actually don't know what girls mean or want when the say this......
Dey will be like...'Babe I will soon be going ooo
# onlyjahknows

 This is hw we American brush our teeth
.....
Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!!po
ur and rinse that is all
Buh hw u Nigerians brush ur teeth
shi!!shika!!shi!!shikakaka!!ka
kashi!!kakashii!!!Deep the brush inside their throat like dey wanna swallow it!!!!......
Make weird sound like a goat. Being strangled... Then felt Like vomiting.....Takes another paste to the brush.......Every thing would seems like an horror film.....
Thank God am not from this country...

We *virgins* deserve daily allowances for d temptations we overcome especially now d weather is not encouraging...
..….................
 Its funny how ladies don't get moved when their babies suck their breast but u will hear all kinds of moaning n groaning...Is God not wonderful? 

After drinking he* *went inside the hotel's** *rest room to urinate and on entering**the* *toilet*, he* *saw the reflection of* *himself on the mirror* *and shouted* *"Oh, sorry, somebody is even here".*

After drinking, he got up and started searching for his phone all around. He puts on the phones' torch light* *(the one*
*he is looking for) to enable him look for the phone and in the* *process the same phone rang, he picked* *up and answered* *"please call me back,* *I'm looking for my*
*phone "*

After drinking, he entered his car and drove off, on getting to the major road, he saw Dangote's trailer that has been there for three years, he quietly went and park behind the trailer, after three hours, he started shouting*
*"What kind of Go slow is this sef?"... thinking he was in a traffic jam*





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